Tesla's Ass

$45.00
A soft, midweight crewneck sweatshirt with a moody, cinematic print that feels like a late-night memory. The image — dimly lit gas pumps and a lone figure in the glow of sodium lights — sits on a deep black canvas, giving the design a quiet, contemplative edge. The sweatshirt’s classic cut and ribbed crew neckline keep the silhouette clean while the plush 50/50 cotton-poly blend holds warmth without feeling bulky. It wears like a familiar jacket on cool evenings: comfortable, durable, and quietly expressive. Wear it on late drives, city strolls, or any night when you want clothing that reads like a short story rather than a logo.

Product features
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at key seams for shape retention and strength
- Embroidered decoration options and DTF inner neck labels; DTG prints for the main image
- OEKO-TEX dyed fabrics, ethically grown US cotton, and made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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A soft, midweight crewneck sweatshirt with a moody, cinematic print that feels like a late-night memory. The image — dimly lit gas pumps and a lone figure in the glow of sodium lights — sits on a deep black canvas, giving the design a quiet, contemplative edge. The sweatshirt’s classic cut and ribbed crew neckline keep the silhouette clean while the plush 50/50 cotton-poly blend holds warmth without feeling bulky. It wears like a familiar jacket on cool evenings: comfortable, durable, and quietly expressive. Wear it on late drives, city strolls, or any night when you want clothing that reads like a short story rather than a logo.

Product features
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at key seams for shape retention and strength
- Embroidered decoration options and DTF inner neck labels; DTG prints for the main image
- OEKO-TEX dyed fabrics, ethically grown US cotton, and made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean